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Oh,This is totally true.You HAVE to believe him,he is speaking the truth about the Catholic Church

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0112...linone.asp

Alberto Rivera of Spain,a proud Priest who discovered the darkness of "THE CHURCH" GASP! Catholic Seminarians were not allowed to read the bible? Gosh,That must be the truth.I mean,have you ever seen a Priest-hopeful read the bible? (If you can't tell,this is sarcasm) GASP! That lady said that Jesus said "I AM THE TRUTH THE WAY AND THE LIFE",NO! That is what Mary said! (Whatt he priest said). She must be a heretic,I mean,that isn't what Jesus said,Why believe Catholics when you have Evangelical Baptists teaching you the "TRUTH".

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0114...linone.asp

GASP! The "GODFATHERS" .....Creepy title,ay? Well it gets better.The Pope is behind Communism,and Nazism.GASP! St.Ignatius of Loyola created the Jesuits AND the Iluminati? Well it's in a chick tract so must be right......T.T

Oh this one is the BEST! So true.......The Pope founded Islam.......>.< Yeah,Rivera has one amazing imagination.......well let's check it out

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0117...linone.asp

Hmmm....It was a inside job,I see.Mohammed's wife was a Catholic,He was found by the Pope to become a "prophet" which totally disagreed with the Christian Belief. Wow,it turned out even Fatima was a hoax since only Pius XII saw it.....let's excuse the HUNDREDS OF EYE WITNESSES WHY DON'T WE!

A few pocket tracts:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0007/0007_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1057/1057_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0054/0054_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0082/0082_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0040/0040_01.asp

Tell me what you think

If anyone is interested,I would love to work on a project to counter these ...... Blasphemous? Heretic? Sacriligious? Devilish? ,....well take your pick,tracts.If we don't Evangelize ,they will.And they will evangelize THIS!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp

It isn't worth addressing.

Alberto Rivera is a known fraud.

there were thousands of witnesses to the miracle of the sun at Fatima, 70,000, as i recall, including reporters and atheists who expected to see nothing.

i'm not sure if Pius XII was there, and he was still Eugenio Pacelli at the time, but get this:

Eugenio Pacelli was consecrated archbishop in the Sistine Chapel on 13 May 1917. After his consecration, Eugenio Pacelli left for Bavaria. As there was no nuncio to Prussia or Germany at the time, Pacelli was, for all practical purposes, the nuncio to all of the German Empire.  Once in Munich, he conveyed the papal initiative to end the war to German authorities.

On Sunday, 13 May 1917, ten year old Lúcia Santos and her younger cousins, siblings Jacinta and Francisco Marto, were tending sheep at a location known as the Cova da Iria near their home village of Fátima in Portugal. Lúcia described seeing a woman "brighter than the sun, shedding rays of light clearer and stronger than a crystal ball filled with the most sparkling water and pierced by the burning rays of the sun."

i never knew that before.  very interesting.



A heretic acquaintance lent me a few of those some years back. Ridiculous.
Am I the only one who likes collecting them? I think they are hilarious!  :laughing:
(12-12-2009, 07:35 AM)SinfullyLate Wrote: [ -> ]Am I the only one who likes collecting them? I think they are hilarious!  :laughing:

No your not I have a whole stack they are great. :laughing:
Alberto Rivera?

What a load of crap. It's an insult to intelligence.
They work great as toilet paper while camping..
I don't find them particularly funny.... they're weird and offensive. Surely these days this type of stuff is illegal? Anyway, not funny.
I love their astericks system with the definitions down the bottom. Says a lot when the average reader of a Chick tract is too dumb to know what recant, compromise and celibacy mean.
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