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I found a little beginning site on tumblr called trad catholic problems http://tradcatproblems.tumblr.com/


submit your problems here (under anonymous)  http://tradcatproblems.tumblr.com/ask or just post them here when everyone has voiced their grievances I'll send the owner the link.


it's a nice way to show humor even when we get down.

here is a couple of the trad catholic problems  :LOL:

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My veil won't stay on or gets crooked.
That awkward moment when you're getting up from having just received Holy Communion, and your hands knock into the paten....  :blush:
Rice Krispie Knees that go snap, crackle, and pop. A curse since I was at least 12.
Having a very red tongue from drinking fruit punch the night before Mass and worrying the Priest will think you drank it on the way TO Mass. :blush:
(02-14-2012, 12:19 AM)The Dying Flutchman Wrote: [ -> ]Having a very red tongue from drinking fruit punch the night before Mass and worrying the Priest will think you drank it on the way TO Mass. :blush: 

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Can you imagine receiving the Eucharist when you have Black Hairy Tongue? (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hairy_tongue)  For real, WOULD you receive the Eucharist on the tongue with this problem? Would it be right to -- or would considerations for the priest be an issue? Well, I guess it'd be "an issue" no matter what, but what would the right thing to do be in that situation? Me, I don't think I could bear to expose such a thing. That might be the wrong answer, and it's born of vanity -- but, really... wow!

--- and what becomes of the marital debt when you're married to a man or woman who's got --- that? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!  I mean NO offense to anyone with this problem, but -- sheesh, it does look very unappealing.

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OK.. I'm going to think about furry kitties now. -- "Furry"? No, that won't work.. Ummmm.. mmmm.. daisies, violets, daffodils...!
wtf vox!
(02-14-2012, 12:42 AM)Mithrandylan Wrote: [ -> ]wtf vox!

Dude, I know!
(02-14-2012, 12:44 AM)Vox Clamantis Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-14-2012, 12:42 AM)Mithrandylan Wrote: [ -> ]wtf vox!

Dude, I know!

WTF?!  every time I close my eyes I see that D:

(02-14-2012, 12:44 AM)Vox Clamantis Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-14-2012, 12:42 AM)Mithrandylan Wrote: [ -> ]wtf vox!

Dude, I know!

We need to get this thread to page two.  NOW.
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