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IS THE VATICAN HIDING ALIENS?
April 8, 2014 by Bill 
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2014 - April Releases


Bill Donohue comments on last night’s show, “Unsealed: Alien Files,” that aired on the Science Channel:

The program speculates that “new evidence may prove the Vatican is hiding actual aliens from the public.” Either that or the channel will rename itself the Sci-fi Channel.

The priest who directs the Vatican observatory, Dr. Jose Funes, was interviewed for the program, and he made the rather unexceptional remark that the universe is so huge that “it would be possible that life could evolve the way we know it on Earth.” This is soon followed by a voiceover that says, “Vatican officials have publicly acknowledged the likelihood of alien life. This dramatic reversal of Vatican policy demands an explanation. What does the Church know, or what have they found that causes them to reverse a 2000-year-old teaching?”

Vox Wrote:"Reversal of Vatican policy" LOL  As if the Church's teachings are referred to as "policy" and as if the Church has ever definitively spoken about aliens one way or another. Man!

While we’re demanding that the Vatican provide an explanation for its “policy” on aliens, I would like to demand an explanation from the Science Channel: Must one be nuts to work there?

It gets better. Evidence of alien life, we learn, is available in the “Vatican secret archives.” But thanks to the Science Channel, it is a secret no more. “The Vatican secret archives is approximately 52 miles of shelving we’re told, and over 32,000 archives.” The guy who said this did not disclose who told him this “secret,” but who needs evidence? Then a voiceover gets really melodramatic: “But the secrets hidden within the Vatican can’t stay buried forever. Now new evidence may prove the Vatican is hiding actual aliens from the public.” That’s right—they can’t play “hide and seek” forever. Send in the Navy SEALS.

The program also claims that skulls with elongated heads and small faces, resembling aliens, were found in 1998 under the Vatican Library, but that access to the site has been denied. A voiceover asks, “Could these skulls be the remnants of aliens who once lived in the Vatican?” Either that or the Vatican employs coneheads to work in its “secret” archives.

Vox Wrote:I can only imagine the spoooooooooooooky music they used underneath all this crap. Pseudo-medieval chant always gets 'em!


Huh?
Best laugh I have had today LOL
I have to say, though. If I had been "under the Vatican library" since 1998, I'm pretty sure my head would not look normal!
(04-09-2014, 09:54 PM)maldon Wrote: [ -> ]I have to say, though. If I had been "under the Vatican library" since 1998, I'm pretty sure my head would not look normal!

ROFL I totally missed that one!  Isn't it just NUTS how people think of the Church? They make Her -- the very Bride of CHRIST, one with Him in the Flesh -- to be the font of everything bad when, in reality, She is the source of Western civilization, the Creatrix of hospitals and soup kitchens and universities and all the Christian virtues that seculars take for granted as "good" without having a reason for it. All the "Inquisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiition" stuff, the Crusades, Galileo, the accusations of misogyny and hatred of homosexuals, accusations of pedophilia, "anti-semitism" and "Hitler's Pope" - and now ALIENS. If it weren't so sacrilegious, it'd be fascinating. Well, actually it's fascinating in spite of the sacrilege, but the sacrilege makes it more painful than fascinating.

I actually saw this posted at Slate Magazine yesterday:

"Why don't Xtians just die already? Seems like they should have by now."

Replace "Xtians" with "Jews" and that person would be hated by all, would be fired if her employer saw that,could well end up on some government watch list, and might be given a good talking-to by Foxman, et al. But with "Xtians," it's all peachy.  It's absolutely astounding how people "can't" see that sort of hatred for what it is. And the fact that such comments are very, very common is really scary as Hell. And it's almost beyond belief how quickly that sort of attitude has risen to prominence. Think of the world of the 1950s, for ex. And think of now -- a mere 60 years later. The power of the media and public education is truly phenomenal.

(04-09-2014, 10:18 PM)Vox Clamantis Wrote: [ -> ]I actually saw this posted at Slate Magazine yesterday:

"Why don't Xtians just die already? Seems like they should have by now."

Replace "Xtians" with "Jews" and that person would be hated by all, would be fired if her employer saw that,could well end up on some government watch list, and might be given a good talking-to by Foxman, et al. But with "Xtians," it's all peachy.  It's absolutely astounding how people "can't" see that sort of hatred for what it is. And the fact that such comments are very, very common is really scary as Hell. And it's almost beyond belief how quickly that sort of attitude has risen to prominence. Think of the world of the 1950s, for ex. And think of now -- a mere 60 years later. The power of the media and public education is truly phenomenal.

Well, in the 50s you could have replaced 'Xtians' with 'Catholics' and most people (other than Catholics, of course) wouldn't have batted an eyelash.
The world is full of idiots. Thank God for the Church.
I just had a 20-year-old alien in my office.  Just minutes ago.  Seriously.