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trad catholic problems - Josué - 02-13-2012
I found a little beginning site on tumblr called trad catholic problems http://tradcatproblems.tumblr.com/
submit your problems here (under anonymous) http://tradcatproblems.tumblr.com/ask or just post them here when everyone has voiced their grievances I'll send the owner the link.
it's a nice way to show humor even when we get down.
here is a couple of the trad catholic problems :LOL:
![[Image: tumblr_lzaoygddPH1rp6wqto1_500-2.jpg]](http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j230/PAX14/tumblr_lzaoygddPH1rp6wqto1_500-2.jpg)
![[Image: tumblr_lzaoz8h68e1rp6wqto1_500-2.jpg]](http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j230/PAX14/tumblr_lzaoz8h68e1rp6wqto1_500-2.jpg)
Re: trad catholic problems - Spooky - 02-13-2012
My veil won't stay on or gets crooked.
Re: trad catholic problems - GloriaPatri - 02-14-2012
That awkward moment when you're getting up from having just received Holy Communion, and your hands knock into the paten.... :blush:
Re: trad catholic problems - VoxClamantis - 02-14-2012
Rice Krispie Knees that go snap, crackle, and pop. A curse since I was at least 12.
Re: trad catholic problems - The Dying Flutchman - 02-14-2012
Having a very red tongue from drinking fruit punch the night before Mass and worrying the Priest will think you drank it on the way TO Mass. :blush:
Re: trad catholic problems - VoxClamantis - 02-14-2012
(02-14-2012, 12:19 AM)The Dying Flutchman Wrote: Having a very red tongue from drinking fruit punch the night before Mass and worrying the Priest will think you drank it on the way TO Mass. :blush:
OK, I'm going to put up a VERY unpleasant picture -- one that'd put anyone off French kissing for a while, so BE WARNED. Scroll for it (doing this to keep the sensitives' dinners in their bellies):
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Can you imagine receiving the Eucharist when you have Black Hairy Tongue? (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hairy_tongue) For real, WOULD you receive the Eucharist on the tongue with this problem? Would it be right to -- or would considerations for the priest be an issue? Well, I guess it'd be "an issue" no matter what, but what would the right thing to do be in that situation? Me, I don't think I could bear to expose such a thing. That might be the wrong answer, and it's born of vanity -- but, really... wow!
--- and what becomes of the marital debt when you're married to a man or woman who's got --- that? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! I mean NO offense to anyone with this problem, but -- sheesh, it does look very unappealing.
![[Image: furrytongue.jpg]](http://www.fisheaters.com/forumpix/furrytongue.jpg)
OK.. I'm going to think about furry kitties now. -- "Furry"? No, that won't work.. Ummmm.. mmmm.. daisies, violets, daffodils...!
Re: trad catholic problems - Mithrandylan - 02-14-2012
wtf vox!
Re: trad catholic problems - VoxClamantis - 02-14-2012
(02-14-2012, 12:42 AM)Mithrandylan Wrote: wtf vox!
Dude, I know!
Re: trad catholic problems - Josué - 02-14-2012
(02-14-2012, 12:44 AM)Vox Clamantis Wrote:(02-14-2012, 12:42 AM)Mithrandylan Wrote: wtf vox!
Dude, I know!
WTF?! every time I close my eyes I see that D:
Re: trad catholic problems - Mithrandylan - 02-14-2012
(02-14-2012, 12:44 AM)Vox Clamantis Wrote:(02-14-2012, 12:42 AM)Mithrandylan Wrote: wtf vox!
Dude, I know!
We need to get this thread to page two. NOW.