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Create the last two lines of this poem. - FultonFan - 05-06-2021

So, just complete the poem, and please make it rhyme:

“I once knew me a lady,
I don’t know her no mo’,
___________________
___________________.”


RE: Create the last two lines of this poem. - SacraCor714 - 05-06-2021

(05-06-2021, 10:49 AM)FultonFan Wrote: So, just complete the poem, and please make it rhyme:

“I once knew me a lady,
I don’t know her no mo’,
___________________
___________________.”
In the words of Three Dog Night: 

I once knew me a lady,
I don't know her no mo
I once called her my girlfriend
Now she's passed out on the floor
I thought she was a lady
But naw, she just a ho.


RE: Create the last two lines of this poem. - Marmot - 05-06-2021

When I turned 80,
she threw me offshore.


RE: Create the last two lines of this poem. - HedgeKnight - 05-06-2021

I once knew me a lady,
I don’t know her no mo’,
She asked for a baby
I said I wanted four.
What, are you crazy?
How could we afford?
I smiled and said "Lady,
just trust in the Lord."

And then she left because I can't figure out a good ending