Idiocracy, here we come!
#1
What's your favorite line from this iconic and hilarious movie?


Recent article: "Beyond Parody".


I think for me it's "Your honor I object!" That's where the defense lawyer objects to his own client!
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#2
Welcome to Walmart.  I love you.
My word choices are based on sound, not meaning.

Yes, that defeats the purpose of language.
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Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.


The perfect circular logic.
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(02-24-2021, 11:47 PM)MacPasquale Wrote: Welcome to Walmart.  I love you.

Ach, you beat me to it (although it's actually Costco)! LOL 

The insincerity of corporations taken to the limit.


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(02-25-2021, 12:01 AM)austenbosten Wrote: Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.


The perfect circular logic.
Say what you will about circular logic, but it's a line of reasoning that always works.


(02-25-2021, 12:07 AM)Matthew7-7 Wrote:
(02-24-2021, 11:47 PM)MacPasquale Wrote: Welcome to Walmart.  I love you.

Ach, you beat me to it (although it's actually Costco)! LOL 

The insincerity of corporations taken to the limit.


I deserve to die.

The best part about that line is that it's hardly a smidge away from what is actually done in practice.
My word choices are based on sound, not meaning.

Yes, that defeats the purpose of language.
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Camacho would be a better president than Chairman Joe. And he would probably receive an actual majority of the vote instead of having to steal it.
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(02-25-2021, 12:29 AM)ChairmanJoeAintMyPresident Wrote: Camacho would be a better president than Chairman Joe.  And he would probably receive an actual majority of the vote instead of having to steal it.

Camacho was Trump. Now we just have Mermaid Man from Spongebob as POTUS.
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(02-25-2021, 12:01 AM)austenbosten Wrote: Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.


The perfect circular logic.
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