Tabitha by Jeff Cavins
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There are also missed signs, too, as revealed by that joke that goes like this:  A man's in the middle of a big flood, sitting on the roof of his house -- water up to the gutters -- praying to God for help.  A boat comes along. He tells the folks in the boat to go away, that He's waiting for God to help him.  A helicopter comes along. Same thing. Finally, he drowns in the waters, goes to Heaven, and asks God, "What the heck, Father? How come I drowned? I was waiting for You!"  God said, "I sent you a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want, dumbass?"


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Tabitha by Jeff Cavins - by VoxClamantis - 04-01-2014, 07:34 PM
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