Idiocracy, here we come!
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(02-25-2021, 12:01 AM)austenbosten Wrote: Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.


The perfect circular logic.
Say what you will about circular logic, but it's a line of reasoning that always works.


(02-25-2021, 12:07 AM)Matthew7-7 Wrote:
(02-24-2021, 11:47 PM)MacPasquale Wrote: Welcome to Walmart.  I love you.

Ach, you beat me to it (although it's actually Costco)! LOL 

The insincerity of corporations taken to the limit.


I deserve to die.

The best part about that line is that it's hardly a smidge away from what is actually done in practice.
My word choices are based on sound, not meaning.

Yes, that defeats the purpose of language.
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Idiocracy, here we come! - by TruthWhichIsChrist - 02-24-2021, 11:38 PM
RE: Idiocracy, here we come! - by MacPasquale - 02-24-2021, 11:47 PM
RE: Idiocracy, here we come! - by Matthew7-7 - 02-25-2021, 12:07 AM
RE: Idiocracy, here we come! - by austenbosten - 02-25-2021, 12:01 AM
RE: Idiocracy, here we come! - by VoxClamantis - 02-25-2021, 01:03 AM
RE: Idiocracy, here we come! - by MacPasquale - 02-25-2021, 12:18 AM
RE: Idiocracy, here we come! - by austenbosten - 02-25-2021, 12:34 AM



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