Not smoking can be sinful
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I was thinking of trying those Native American Cigarettes.  I just found out about them recently.

True story.  Usually I'm 5'2" and a size 4.  This winter, something began to make me fat.  I got fatter every month.  There didn't seem to be anything unusual about my diet, so I blamed menopause.

But I overlooked one thing.  Cheese Doodles.  At some point in February, I was looking around for something to nosh on with my afternoon tea, and all of a sudden, the Cheese Doodles looked good to me.  I don't like Cheese Doodles.  Cheese Doodles are a food you give to little kids because they don't know any better, and you can get away with it.  That afternoon, the Cheese Doodles hit the spot.

It went all down hill from there.  All I ever thought about was Cheese Doodles.  In the morning I woke thinking of Cheese Doodles, and thought of Cheese Doodles all day.  Winter 2007--the year of the Cheese Doodle.  All things in moderation; I limited myself to my small afternoon bowl of Cheese Doodles with my afternoon tea and never once pigged out on a whole bag of Cheese Doodles.  But I had to have those Cheese Doodles.

I was hanging around with my brother the other day, lamenting about menopause and how I got up to a size 12.  Size 12!!!  Then the topic moved on to Cheese Doodles, because the kids were eating Cheese Doodles, but I didn't want any anymore, since I'd gotten sick of them a few weeks ago.  I told my brother my Cheese Doodle story.  He said he and his wife went through the same thing a few years ago.  How every night after dinner they had to have their Cheese Doodles.  I asked, "Did you do the thing where if you saw you were out of Cheese Doodles you'd drive out and make a special trip just for Cheese Doodles?"  He said, yeah, of course, and they both put on about 20 pounds that winter.  I ordered some aerobic exercise videos and I will be working off the Cheese Doodles.  You know, when I tried to review my diet and wondering what was making me fat, I never thought about the Cheese Doodles, because they seemed like such harmless little orange blisters of air, and I kept to my afternoon bowl. 

CHEESE DOODLES ARE A SIN.
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Not smoking can be sinful - by CatholicAgrarian - 05-01-2007, 11:17 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by nicollette - 05-01-2007, 06:18 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by spasiisochrani - 05-22-2007, 12:32 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by nicollette - 05-22-2007, 06:04 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by StephenF - 07-12-2007, 11:54 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by incrucetrad - 07-25-2007, 05:01 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 07-25-2007, 09:31 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by DaveC - 07-25-2007, 11:09 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by nicollette - 07-25-2007, 12:19 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 07-25-2007, 02:59 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by miss_fluffy - 07-25-2007, 03:16 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 07-25-2007, 03:21 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Joe_Frances - 07-25-2007, 09:05 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by NorthernTrad - 07-25-2007, 09:11 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by NorthernTrad - 07-25-2007, 09:14 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by CatholicAgrarian - 07-25-2007, 10:57 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by incrucetrad - 07-26-2007, 04:17 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by miss_fluffy - 07-26-2007, 07:28 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by nicollette - 07-26-2007, 08:04 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by CatholicAgrarian - 07-26-2007, 07:48 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by incrucetrad - 07-29-2007, 01:54 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Charlemagne - 08-03-2007, 02:38 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Charlemagne - 08-03-2007, 02:42 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by incrucetrad - 08-04-2007, 02:03 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by NorthernTrad - 08-04-2007, 07:55 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Charlemagne - 08-04-2007, 11:34 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by tleatherland - 08-05-2007, 01:13 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by miss_fluffy - 08-05-2007, 01:52 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Charlemagne - 08-06-2007, 12:58 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-06-2007, 01:16 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Charlemagne - 08-06-2007, 05:01 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by NorthernTrad - 08-06-2007, 10:13 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Charlemagne - 08-07-2007, 01:21 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by MagisterMusicae - 08-07-2007, 02:04 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by ServusIesu - 08-12-2007, 03:42 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by ServusIesu - 08-12-2007, 03:47 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by CatholicAgrarian - 08-12-2007, 10:41 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-12-2007, 11:16 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-12-2007, 11:18 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Charlemagne - 08-13-2007, 01:11 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Clarkthepapist - 08-16-2007, 07:48 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-17-2007, 09:23 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-17-2007, 12:57 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-17-2007, 07:01 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Ginette - 08-18-2007, 07:17 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-18-2007, 09:15 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by finegan - 08-20-2007, 07:13 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-21-2007, 09:02 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by finegan - 08-21-2007, 10:34 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-21-2007, 10:52 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by finegan - 08-21-2007, 11:20 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by CatholicAgrarian - 08-21-2007, 01:13 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by dailyrosary - 08-21-2007, 06:29 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-22-2007, 01:03 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 08-22-2007, 01:48 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 09-16-2007, 09:02 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Cindy - 09-16-2007, 11:35 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 09-17-2007, 05:36 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 09-17-2007, 05:38 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 09-17-2007, 09:36 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by nicollette - 09-17-2007, 11:02 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by jgpc - 09-17-2007, 11:39 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 09-17-2007, 08:48 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by CatholicAgrarian - 09-17-2007, 10:53 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by finegan - 09-18-2007, 11:49 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by finegan - 09-18-2007, 11:51 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Aloysius - 10-02-2007, 10:27 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 10-03-2007, 04:14 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 10-03-2007, 06:36 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 10-03-2007, 10:18 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Kenny - 10-03-2007, 12:41 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by dymphna17 - 10-03-2007, 03:46 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Historian - 10-09-2007, 10:12 AM
Not smoking can be sinful - by nicollette - 10-09-2007, 12:02 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by miss_fluffy - 10-09-2007, 12:11 PM
Not smoking can be sinful - by Aloysius - 10-11-2007, 08:20 AM



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