How do you talk with women?
#51
ErinIsNotNice Wrote:Men should smell like men- not flowers, chemicals, or the scent glands of some other kind of animal.  Hmpf.


Yeah, I like the normal "guy smell" too ...but if it's a good masculine type scent... omg, kill me now. [Image: crazy.gif]
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#52
I like the smell of soap. LOL
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#53

If you're looking for a wife, don't talk, simply hand them this advice on a piece of paper and let the "magic" begin.

 

 - Dad

 

How to Have a Happy Husband.

(The following was forwarded to me as excerpted from a 1950s high-school, home-economics textbook.)
Have dinner ready, Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home, and the prospect of a good meal is part of this warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Light a candle. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary. change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Better yet, have them in bed.
Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.
Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Just count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom.
Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes.
Speak in a low, soft soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him - the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.
Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
The goal: A happy marriage for him.

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#55
That "excerpt" isn't from a textbook anyway-- it was written as a joke!
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#57
Brush your teeth, clean your shoes and wear an ironed shirt that always helps :)
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#58
Catholicmilkman Wrote:I've find that myself and so many young men I know don't talk with women. Honestly where are all the 20-something women too? It seems like I won't be able to find a wife even if and when I am ready.
Just be yourself and don't act like a phony,women can sense that and are usually turned off by it,they usually like realness in a  guy who  isn't out trying to deceive them from the start.....
Women are experts in deception........[Image: wink.gif]
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#59
alaric Wrote:
Catholicmilkman Wrote:I've find that myself and so many young men I know don't talk with women. Honestly where are all the 20-something women too? It seems like I won't be able to find a wife even if and when I am ready.
Just be yourself and don't act like a phony,women can sense that and are usually turned off by it,they usually like realness in a  guy who  isn't out trying to deceive them from the start.....
Women are experts in deception........[Image: wink.gif]

so, women are "experts in deception"... good to know, that´s your attitude re women... misogynist to the core. Go ahead and let a lady hear THAT little gem, if you want to remain bachelor for the rest of your life.
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