Sodom and Gomorrah were a Married Couple
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...according to half of American high-school seniors:

ye'gads!  :o
 
http://www.nationalpost.com/story-printe...id=2061004


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#2
As a whole, people aren't any more Biblically literate than they were in the Middle Ages. In many ways, the medievals were far more knowledgeable on its contents than the average American Christian, for whom, though they might read the Bible once in a while, its substance remains pretty much elusive.
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Didn't Gomorrah cut Sodom's hair off?
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(10-25-2009, 04:46 PM)Clare Wrote: Didn't Gomorrah cut Sodom's hair off?

Yes.  Then drove a stake into his temple.
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(10-25-2009, 04:55 PM)goggleeyes Wrote:
(10-25-2009, 04:46 PM)Clare Wrote: Didn't Gomorrah cut Sodom's hair off?

Yes.  Then drove a stake into his temple.
Man, y'all are good at this New Testament stuff!
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(10-25-2009, 04:58 PM)ResiduumRevertetur Wrote:
(10-25-2009, 04:55 PM)goggleeyes Wrote:
(10-25-2009, 04:46 PM)Clare Wrote: Didn't Gomorrah cut Sodom's hair off?

Yes.  Then drove a stake into his temple.
Man, y'all are good at this New Testament stuff!

Aren't we, though? 

After that, she boiled down the guy's skull so she could drive moneychangers out of the temple with the jawbone of an ass.  :P
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(10-25-2009, 04:46 PM)Clare Wrote: Didn't Gomorrah cut Sodom's hair off?

No, that was Lady Godiva. Duh.
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(10-25-2009, 05:08 PM)goggleeyes Wrote:
(10-25-2009, 04:58 PM)ResiduumRevertetur Wrote:
(10-25-2009, 04:55 PM)goggleeyes Wrote:
(10-25-2009, 04:46 PM)Clare Wrote: Didn't Gomorrah cut Sodom's hair off?

Yes.  Then drove a stake into his temple.
Man, y'all are good at this New Testament stuff!

Aren't we, though? 

After that, she boiled down the guy's skull so she could drive moneychangers out of the temple with the jawbone of an ass.  :P

But only because you can smear the ass blood over your door to keep the wise men from killing Herod's first born boys.  I think that milk and cookies are involved somehow, but I forget where Santa comes into the picture.
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#9
Related: anyone know why the Methodists put a KKK symbol on all their signs?

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#10
OMG...it's kind of blasphemous...but still funny!  :-[ :o :laughing:
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