Chronic Post Nasal Drip
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(04-26-2010, 10:47 PM)Satori Wrote:
(04-26-2010, 08:27 PM)QuisUtDeus Wrote:
(04-26-2010, 07:44 PM)Satori Wrote: A Neti pot never hurt anyone, allergies or no. Give 'er a whirl.

What's a "neti pot"?

Watch, it will be a meth pipe and you don't realize it...   :P

But, really, what is it?

True story -- it's off-subject but now I've got to tell it:

I was in college, living with a pothead. We were getting ready to move to a new apartment and my very unworldly, naive mother came to help us pack. I was bent over a box and heard my mother's innocent little voice:"What do you want me to do with this vase?" I turned around and swallowed a shriek of laughter, for she was innocently waving pot-girl's bong in her lovely manicured hand. (It was a very pretty bong -- shiny red glass!) "Oh, you can wrap that vase and stick it in the box with the dishes," I gasped out before darting into the other room to die laughing.

Carry on.

This reminds me of my own pothead college story.  My Jewish suitemate was from New Jersey.  Flying home for spring break, he, gracious lad, brought all his dirty laundry home with him for his mom to wash.  (Not a criticism--I used to do the same thing.)   Unfortunately, he forgot about the little aspirin bottle full of weed he'd hidden in the lining of his jacket for his flight home. 

Sure enough, he's sleeping in the next morning and his mom does the wash.  Then she thows his wet clothes in the dryer.  Immediately, she hears something clanging around.  Next thing my old college buddy knows, his mom's storming into his bedroom, waking him from a sound sleep, waving this little aspirin bottle in his face.  "Is this what I think it is?!  Heroin?!" 

He lived to smoke another day.  He's now a successful family physician in Pennsylvania. 
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Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-25-2010, 09:25 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Historian - 04-25-2010, 09:42 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-25-2010, 09:58 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-25-2010, 10:26 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Iuvenalis - 04-26-2010, 03:00 AM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-26-2010, 07:55 AM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Historian - 04-26-2010, 09:29 AM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Iuvenalis - 04-26-2010, 03:02 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by James02 - 04-26-2010, 03:27 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by mom - 04-26-2010, 03:28 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-26-2010, 03:46 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Iuvenalis - 04-26-2010, 04:15 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-26-2010, 05:12 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by James02 - 04-26-2010, 05:35 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by JacafamalaRedux - 04-26-2010, 05:43 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-26-2010, 05:59 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Historian - 04-26-2010, 06:23 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-26-2010, 06:33 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-26-2010, 07:32 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-26-2010, 07:44 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Historian - 04-26-2010, 08:27 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-26-2010, 08:36 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Historian - 04-26-2010, 08:43 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-26-2010, 09:41 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Historian - 04-26-2010, 09:42 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-26-2010, 10:25 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-26-2010, 10:39 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-26-2010, 10:43 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Satori - 04-26-2010, 10:47 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-27-2010, 12:26 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Historian - 04-27-2010, 01:25 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by Iuvenalis - 04-27-2010, 04:28 PM
Re: Chronic Post Nasal Drip - by anamchara - 04-27-2010, 04:59 PM



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