a poem for smoking carnivores
#11
(12-23-2010, 11:16 AM)QuisUtDeus Wrote: If God wanted us to eat raw meat or suffer pernicious heretics He wouldn't have invented fire (QED).  That goes for rare meat as well.  Cook it, don't just wave the fire at it!

Would you leave an heretic half-cooked on the stake or let the fire do its job?  Same with a burger or steak.

:bonfire:

Oh Quis.  Sometimes you are a fine example of logic and right thinking.  And other times you are a danged fool.
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#12
(12-23-2010, 11:18 AM)WhollyRoaminCatholic Wrote:
(12-23-2010, 11:16 AM)QuisUtDeus Wrote: If God wanted us to eat raw meat or suffer pernicious heretics He wouldn't have invented fire (QED).  That goes for rare meat as well.  Cook it, don't just wave the fire at it!

Would you leave an heretic half-cooked on the stake or let the fire do its job?  Same with a burger or steak.

:bonfire:

Oh Quis.  Sometimes you are a fine example of logic and right thinking.  And other times you are a danged fool.

As Spinal Tap noted, it's a fine line...
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#13
(12-23-2010, 11:22 AM)QuisUtDeus Wrote:
(12-23-2010, 11:18 AM)WhollyRoaminCatholic Wrote:
(12-23-2010, 11:16 AM)QuisUtDeus Wrote: If God wanted us to eat raw meat or suffer pernicious heretics He wouldn't have invented fire (QED).  That goes for rare meat as well.  Cook it, don't just wave the fire at it!

Would you leave an heretic half-cooked on the stake or let the fire do its job?  Same with a burger or steak.

:bonfire:

Oh Quis.  Sometimes you are a fine example of logic and right thinking.  And other times you are a danged fool.


As Spinal Tap noted, it's a fine line...

:laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:
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#14
Top flight reactions here thanks to M. Angelou. hehehe
tim
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#15
(12-23-2010, 11:16 AM)QuisUtDeus Wrote: If God wanted us to eat raw meat or suffer pernicious heretics He wouldn't have invented fire (QED).  That goes for rare meat as well.  Cook it, don't just wave the fire at it!

Would you leave an heretic half-cooked on the stake or let the fire do its job?  Same with a burger or steak.

:bonfire:

I agree totally.  Raw meat is disgusting.  It's why I hate prime rib amongst other things.  At our Christmas party they served prime rib and the things literally had blood dripping off of them.  I mean, are we vampires or men?  Sometimes it's hard to tell.

Cook the meat, ya blood suckers!  :censored:
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#16
Drag the cow through the kitchen on a rope and serve her up mooing, eh?
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#17
(12-23-2010, 12:38 PM)jovan66102 Wrote: Drag the cow through the kitchen on a rope and serve her up mooing, eh?

:eats:
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#18
(12-23-2010, 12:44 PM)WhollyRoaminCatholic Wrote:
(12-23-2010, 12:38 PM)jovan66102 Wrote: Drag the cow through the kitchen on a rope and serve her up mooing, eh?

:eats:

It bears repeating...  :eats:
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#19
:eats:

additionally, it is well known that God created fire so men could effectively seduce chicks.  And you can't effectively seduce women of the proper sort if you over cook meat for dinner.
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(01-03-2011, 05:46 AM)Scipio_a Wrote: :eats:

additionally, it is well known that God created fire so men could effectively seduce chicks.  And you can't effectively seduce women of the proper sort if you over cook meat for dinner.

Undercooked meat is for guys who need to compensate.  ;D
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