There is No Such Thing as a Homosexual Catholic Priest

[Melkite]

makes me want to grow a beard again. Why would a man want an easy job? Sounds boring and lazy

So you can do whatever you want during your free time.  With my new career, I can potentially make ~$85000 a year only doing 20 hours of work a week.  How awesome would that be to only work 4 hours a day and having the rest of the day to do stuff around the house, read, whatever?!?!?

Or, in my case, have enough money to save up and buy land and build a to-scale, working replica of the Church of the Holy Resurrection!!!!