There is No Such Thing as a Homosexual Catholic Priest

[Historian]

if i had to choose between working 20 hrs for $85K so I could do things around the house I'd rather work 35 hrs for 150K and have 12 kids.

Massage therapists can't do that.  If we worked 35 hours a week every week, we'd break our bodies in 5 years and have to find another career.  I'm never getting married or having kids though, so $85K is more than enough for me.

Break your body? What sort of massages are these?

People work in physical, dangerous jobs 40 hours a week or more, for years, without breaking their bodies.