There is No Such Thing as a Homosexual Catholic Priest

[Catholic Johnny]

Well now I feel bad. Nearly without exception, I think everyone here truly admires your zeal to denounce the insidious influence of incorrigible sodomites on mother church and her clergy. What many have criticized you for--some more uncharitably than others--is getting carried away with your righteous indignation. As a matter of clarification, however, there are no Christians in Hell. Their membership in the Church terminates at death.

Thanks for the clarification.  Don't feel bad - I brought this upon myself.