What would Satan say about Jesus in a political ad?
#1
I'm thinking this is from a Protestant group, but I thought it was funny and possibly a source of good meditation/prayer material.

If Jesus and Satan were running against each other for political office, what would Satan say in an ad about Jesus?

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#2
Satan would say whatever politicians say now. It is a popularity contest and based on satisfaction of the flesh.
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#3
(Pro Satan ad)

Jesus...

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He wants to put a cross in every school...
Is rumored to be in favor of reinstating school prayer...
Is pro-France...
Is a rampant sexist for only allowing men to be ordained and boys to serve...
Does not support the rich rendering unto caeser more than they already do...
Does not speak up against the military establishment...
Once whipped some money changers who were only trying to feed their families...
Would appoint radical, far right justices to assault your right to choose...
Is intolerant of other religions...
Would undermine public education by supporting school choice...
Sure, He died for your sins, but what has He done for you lately...


Whereas Satan...

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Supports the woman's right to choice...
Respects and encourages all faith traditions...
Vows no land troops in Libya...
Would abolish religiously founded public holidays...
Remove the ten commandments from every courthouse...
Promote funding to the arts by creating the Rosie O'Donnell channel...
It's time that the Church paid its fair share: no more cushy tax exemptions for faith based groups, churches...
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