The fascinating superstitions of Muhammad
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Curious facts about Islam:

Quote:- A child resembles whichever parent climaxed first (Bukhari 55:546)
- Satan causes yawning (Bukhari 73:245)
- Spoons should be covered before going to bed (Bukhari 69:527)
- Oversleeping is caused by Satan urinating in one’s ear (Bukhari 54:492)
- The bathroom should be entered with the left foot first. (Fiqh - Islamic law)
- Keeping a dog as a pet will cost the owner a celestial reward (Bukhari 67:389)
- A man should spit only to his left (Muslim 7149)
- The penis should be held with the left hand only when urinating (Muslim 512)
- A person should wipe their butt with an odd number of stones after defecating (Bukhari 4:162)
- Satan sleeps in one's nose, so water should be snorted each day (Bukhari 54:516)
- No one should lie on their back with one foot crossing the other.
- Bad dreams can be warded off by spitting over the left side of the bed (Bukhari 87:115)
- The right shoe should be put on before the left (Muslim 514)
- No one should enter the house through the back door (Qur'an 2:189)

Muhammad prescribed eating seven dates in the morning to ward off evil spells (Muslim 5081, Bukhari 65:356). Muhammad also told Muslims which way to face when they defecate (back towards Mecca, per Sahih Muslim 507) and which direction they should be buried (facing toward Mecca). 
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Sounds less like a religion and more like superstitions that combine Catholic teachings of Jesus with the Law of Moses laws and an obsession with scatalogical behaviors. The man sounds like he was more poo obsessed then Luther. Besides, what ancient people wiped with rocks? The poor people probably had fissues and piles.
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#3
I love the fact that, according to Islam, Satan causes yawning and sleeps in our noses.

Priceless stuff. It makes the devil look kind of cute.
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#4
Muhammed, founder of Candyland?
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(08-20-2011, 06:26 PM)Vetus Ordo Wrote: I love the fact that, according to Islam, Satan causes yawning and sleeps in our noses.

Priceless stuff. It makes the devil kind of cute.
Just make sure you use ear plugs before you sleep. Satan may urinate in your ear.
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(08-20-2011, 06:26 PM)Someone1776 Wrote: Muhammed, founder of Candyland?
I think his real name was Plumpy and not Muhammed
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(08-20-2011, 06:28 PM)TeaGuyTom Wrote:
(08-20-2011, 06:26 PM)Vetus Ordo Wrote: I love the fact that, according to Islam, Satan causes yawning and sleeps in our noses.

Priceless stuff. It makes the devil kind of cute.
Just make sure you use ear plugs before you sleep. Satan may urinate in your ear.

Yes, that too.

Now you know what to blame if you oversleep in the morning: satanic piss!
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(08-20-2011, 06:29 PM)Vetus Ordo Wrote:
(08-20-2011, 06:28 PM)TeaGuyTom Wrote:
(08-20-2011, 06:26 PM)Vetus Ordo Wrote: I love the fact that, according to Islam, Satan causes yawning and sleeps in our noses.

Priceless stuff. It makes the devil kind of cute.
Just make sure you use ear plugs before you sleep. Satan may urinate in your ear.

Yes, that too.

Now you know what to blame if you oversleep in the morning: satanic piss!
:laughing:
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#9
Islam hasn't won over people by logic but by the sword!!!
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(08-20-2011, 06:26 PM)Someone1776 Wrote: Muhammed, founder of Candyland?

Nope, just the opposite.  He loved little kinky tweens, murder and mayhem.  He would have been a big Kick Ass fanboy! 
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