The fascinating superstitions of Muhammad
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(08-21-2011, 01:45 PM)TeaGuyTom Wrote: Where possibly are you putting your hands during sleep? If your doing anything kinky, your awake to be moving your hands. My guess is overspray from satanic pee gets on your hands if you oversleep :P

Mohammed got it all covered.
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#22
(08-20-2011, 08:36 PM)salus Wrote: Islam hasn't won over people by logic but by the sword!!!

So have we. Only we were at the other end of the sword.
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#23
Thss not fair nor true
morethen one people converted to th true faith withou any sword or conquest
us Irish come to mind
sip
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#24
(08-21-2011, 04:02 PM)devotedknuckles Wrote: Thss not fair nor true
morethen one people converted to th true faith withou any sword or conquest
us Irish come to mind
sip

No, that is my point. Muslims say 'convert or die'. We said 'we will not leave our faith unto death'. Both in the beginning.
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(08-20-2011, 06:18 PM)Vetus Ordo Wrote: Curious facts about Islam:

Quote:- A child resembles whichever parent climaxed first (Bukhari 55:546)
- Satan causes yawning (Bukhari 73:245)
- Spoons should be covered before going to bed (Bukhari 69:527)
- Oversleeping is caused by Satan urinating in one’s ear (Bukhari 54:492)
- The bathroom should be entered with the left foot first. (Fiqh - Islamic law)
- Keeping a dog as a pet will cost the owner a celestial reward (Bukhari 67:389)
- A man should spit only to his left (Muslim 7149)
- The penis should be held with the left hand only when urinating (Muslim 512)
- A person should wipe their butt with an odd number of stones after defecating (Bukhari 4:162)
- Satan sleeps in one's nose, so water should be snorted each day (Bukhari 54:516)
- No one should lie on their back with one foot crossing the other.
- Bad dreams can be warded off by spitting over the left side of the bed (Bukhari 87:115)
- The right shoe should be put on before the left (Muslim 514)
- No one should enter the house through the back door (Qur'an 2:189)

Muhammad prescribed eating seven dates in the morning to ward off evil spells (Muslim 5081, Bukhari 65:356). Muhammad also told Muslims which way to face when they defecate (back towards Mecca, per Sahih Muslim 507) and which direction they should be buried (facing toward Mecca). 

Could you throw me a link to the source for this?

Good post, going to figure out how to put this to use by pointing out the irrationality of it while keeping atheist, anti-theist, and indifferentist types from making the obvious counter-argument that "all religion is irrational" or "saying Islam is false is intolerant".
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#26
The only one that actually makes sense to me is using your left hand for urination.

My Indian parents taught me like all good Indian children to wipe and do other dirty things with the left hand, eat with the right.

Especially before the advent of antibacterial soaps and what not, and considering that Indians eat with their hands ... not a bad idea!
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(08-25-2011, 10:01 PM)newyorkcatholic Wrote: My Indian parents taught me like all good Indian children to wipe and do other dirty things with the left hand, eat with the right.

Are you Malankarese?
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#28
(08-25-2011, 10:02 PM)UnamSanctam Wrote:
(08-25-2011, 10:01 PM)newyorkcatholic Wrote: My Indian parents taught me like all good Indian children to wipe and do other dirty things with the left hand, eat with the right.

Are you Malankarese?

Nope.  Punjabi, grew up Hindu, converted to the Roman Rite.
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#29
Islam is Satanic. I believe that and will not apologize for it.
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#30
(08-25-2011, 10:03 PM)newyorkcatholic Wrote:
(08-25-2011, 10:02 PM)UnamSanctam Wrote:
(08-25-2011, 10:01 PM)newyorkcatholic Wrote: My Indian parents taught me like all good Indian children to wipe and do other dirty things with the left hand, eat with the right.

Are you Malankarese?

Nope.  Punjabi, grew up Hindu, converted to the Roman Rite.

Have you ever attended a Malankarese Mass? I would assume that there are few parishes in America. I would like to attend a Syriac liturgy one day.

Anyway, good to have you on our side.
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