Pope Blooper

[drummerboy]

LOL This reminds me of the time a pigeon flew into church and perched himself atop the baldachinno. The priest was giving his homily and said he didn't think it was the Holy Spirit... so would someone please open the door. But the bird would not leave.

my parish gets bats instead of birds

Same here.  One priest we had growing up told my brother to chase one down during mass with a broom.  This also happened at a wedding I served for.