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(02-01-2012, 04:07 PM)Mithrandylan Wrote: (02-01-2012, 03:47 PM)newyorkcatholic Wrote: (02-01-2012, 03:41 PM)Mithrandylan Wrote: St Patrick didn't have faith in the Irish's faith
So far, seems he was right.
Anytime I get into a fight with an Irishman I just yell "St Patrick didn't even LIKE you guys" and run away.
why do you run away?
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A tip for those not raised in saloons. Never drink beer from a glass, always drink it in a bottle with a long neck. Long necked beer bottles are a perfect weapon to disable an Irishman. After you hit hm squarely in the head while he's blowing hard, drop the neck and leave the saloon, do not stop, nor pay if you haven't. At the door bolt and run as far as you can unless your car is very very close. Go back for the car any night several hours past closing, and you can stick an envelope under the door for your bill. Wait at least six months befor returning, after growing a beard.
hehehehe
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That sounds like great advice, Tim. :LOL:
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Go thy ways, old Jack;
die when thou wilt, if manhood, good manhood, be
not forgot upon the face of the earth, then am I a
shotten herring. There live not three good men
unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and
grows old: God help the while! a bad world, I say.
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(02-01-2012, 05:04 PM)Tim Wrote: A tip for those not raised in saloons. Never drink beer from a glass, always drink it in a bottle with a long neck. Long necked beer bottles are a perfect weapon to disable an Irishman. After you hit hm squarely in the head while he's blowing hard, drop the neck and leave the saloon, do not stop, nor pay if you haven't. At the door bolt and run as far as you can unless your car is very very close. Go back for the car any night several hours past closing, and you can stick an envelope under the door for your bill. Wait at least six months befor returning, after growing a beard.
hehehehe
tim
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