Any word from Pope Benedict "Emeritus"?
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(03-21-2013, 11:58 PM)Chestertonian Wrote:
(03-21-2013, 11:54 PM)DoktorDespot Wrote:
(03-21-2013, 11:45 PM)US_Soldier Wrote: I guess I'll be the odd man out and predict a colossal schism in the Church when Benedict XVI decides he changes his mind and wants to be Pope again and stages a coup d'etat. Bill Donahue and Papa Ben will fight their way through the Swiss Guard and try to capture Vatican City, thus igniting the Great Ben-Frank World War of 2017. Michael Voris will probably be there giving the play by play. Fish Eaters will be called to arms to fight CAF to the death. The real twist will come when Michael Voris announces that he was secretly triple crossing everyone and was in fact gunning for the papal tiara all along, thus seizing the papacy and effectively becoming Pope Bieber I.

Yeah, that's probably what's going to happen.

Its just Pope Beiber... no I on the end.

I don't even want to know what St. Malachys would have said about Bieber the Roman

In a time of great Persecution of the Holy Roman Church, there will sit Bieber the Roman, who will feed his sheep with much side-swept hair and pencil twirling. And at his side will be a Priest of strange celebrity, who will stand on the hill hocking much coffee and z-swag. And when these things are finished, the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End.
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(03-22-2013, 12:14 AM)DoktorDespot Wrote:
(03-21-2013, 11:58 PM)Chestertonian Wrote:
(03-21-2013, 11:54 PM)DoktorDespot Wrote:
(03-21-2013, 11:45 PM)US_Soldier Wrote: I guess I'll be the odd man out and predict a colossal schism in the Church when Benedict XVI decides he changes his mind and wants to be Pope again and stages a coup d'etat. Bill Donahue and Papa Ben will fight their way through the Swiss Guard and try to capture Vatican City, thus igniting the Great Ben-Frank World War of 2017. Michael Voris will probably be there giving the play by play. Fish Eaters will be called to arms to fight CAF to the death. The real twist will come when Michael Voris announces that he was secretly triple crossing everyone and was in fact gunning for the papal tiara all along, thus seizing the papacy and effectively becoming Pope Bieber I.

Yeah, that's probably what's going to happen.

Its just Pope Beiber... no I on the end.

I don't even want to know what St. Malachys would have said about Bieber the Roman

In a time of great Persecution of the Holy Roman Church, there will sit Bieber the Roman, who will feed his sheep with much side-swept hair and pencil twirling. And at his side will be a Priest of strange celebrity, who will stand on the hill hocking much coffee and z-swag. And when these things are finished, the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End.

THE HORROR
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(03-21-2013, 11:10 PM)jovan66102 Wrote:
(03-21-2013, 10:57 PM)DoktorDespot Wrote: I doubt we will ever here another word out of our Papa Emeritus - it might reflect poorly on the current pontificate. The last Pope to resign died imprisoned by his successor.  Benedict has chosen to imprison himself practically.

QFT. I think Papa Emeritus may publish a book or two on spiritual matters, but I doubt that we will ever hear a word about his successor from him.

Maybe he'll publish a book on the importance of liturgical tradition.  :grin:
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or on the importance of finishing what you start.
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(03-22-2013, 01:06 AM)Burdensome1 Wrote: or on the importance of finishing what you start.

tractatu de diligentia  :grin:
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(03-22-2013, 12:14 AM)DoktorDespot Wrote: In a time of great Persecution of the Holy Roman Church, there will sit Bieber the Roman, who will feed his sheep with much side-swept hair and pencil twirling. And at his side will be a Priest of strange celebrity, who will stand on the hill hocking much coffee and z-swag. And when these things are finished, the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End.

Haha that was awesomely epic.
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