I'm the Debbie Downer, because
emancipated = clowns
"Yes, Guido's cute little antiquities are quaint, but one day, he'll want to add some of my clowns! The children love clowns so very much."
I looked up that Padovano dude
who wanted to storm the bastille (kill the TLM) — careful, there's
an RCC priest in Jersey with that name, right age group (V2 endorser in his 70s), with a NUN WIFE, so I thought I'd hit GOLD!
But I realized this guy is way too Wonder Bread to be someone Papa would talk to without a death squad present. (Bill Clinton is the ONLY exception to that rule in the history of man; I have no idea why).
So I made my search for "Bp Domenico Padovano."
And almost converted to NO Mass immediately because:
AmIright? :inlove:
But he's a complete SOCCER PLAYER. (I'm going to start watching soccer though.)
So I went to the next guy pictured. I know what these guys are supposed to look like (though if the Church got the soccer player, conversions would rise enormously):
Yep; no question, THIS is what
a Sicilian mob boss the Italian bishops look like. Only not so happy. So I found his
wiki page — they don't have his picture :pray: Good, because talk about a mass exodus....
But his motto is, get this:
Fraternitate invicem diligentes. :sneaky: That's like, "
I want to have sex with my brothers"? (gay AND incestuous!) But my Latin's rusty, so I'm not sure.
There wasn't anything particularly scandalous about him in search, so I YouTubed him! Mostly I found quick shots of his church, which will just make you mad because it's yet another reminder that the NO Massers who want
simplicity get the nice buildings. I'm thinking, GIVE THEM A FIELD! No irritating "altars" to stop a clown's natural movements; they could bless the rain so everyone gets soaked with holy water (and how interfaith could that be! Native Americans would run to this!)... yes, they really need to move NO mass to the fields; it would make everyone so happy!
But I finally found
him, ...[un]fortunatley, my gaydar didn't read lavender. He DOES, however, seem a bit like The Godfather (esp with The Godfather soundtrack playing in the background); people are sitting around looking bored while he goes on about something and makes all these Masonic-looking hand gestures. I think those are just the usual gestures of
Sicilian mob bosses Italian bishops. Pretty much, except for the shot of Elijah's empty chair, the whole video is the same, though it is amusing because you know it's interfaith, and it looks like he's telling them who needs to be "whacked" (but he's holding up ONE finger to suggest ONE God):
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Yes, I see the Jewish! (Must be seder meal! Hello, #WaitingForElijah!) But he's definitely a "goodfella"; I just can't pin him down for anything else besides offending the Holy Father and spreading vile gossip. I'mma keep my eye on him though.
If I were Pope, and some dude came up to me in a blue shirt and suit/tie telling me the Trads are enemies, I'd whack him. I really wish the Holy Father would have at least defrocked this spreader of lies and deceit; it would have been a good show of faith. But he's the Holy Father; I suppose he doesn't need my input. Darnit.