Wanna hear a joke?
(11-20-2017, 09:53 PM)Jeeter Wrote: Now, now, don’t get salty.  It’s a joke based off a stereotype, and stereotypes save time. Wink

True, and I use them too. But in this case the stereotype is so false that it tees me off. It's like in the First Gulf War, when Congressman Roy Blunt of Missouri's 8th District, made a joke, 'How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows, it's never been tried'. I wrote to him and told him that there were a million dead Frenchmen in the cemeteries of Verdun to throw the lie back into his teeth. It was there that General Robert Nivelle uttered the famous phrase 'Ils ne passeront pas!' (They shall not pass!), and they didn't!

Oh, and BTW, the score is France 3-Germany 2. I forgot about 1871.
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I just ran into my brother's vegan girlfriend.  It was a bit awkward since I'd never met herbivore.


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A: The all have transistors.
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I wish I’d thought of this.


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Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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thanks for making us laugh
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I don't remember if I've written this one here before, so here goes:

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

R? Oh, y'might think so, but it's the C!

Badum ching!
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They'd have taken my order by now ! https://imgflip.com/i/ck5qa
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Here you go.

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Deum timete, regem honorificate.
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Oh, poor bear!
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(04-08-2018, 07:25 PM)jovan66102 Wrote: Here you go.

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So racist!
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If bears are the order of the day:

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I still love my hammock, though I can't help but find humor that it's made by Bear Butt.
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I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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