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Vive le Christ-roi! Vive le roi, Louis XX!
Deum timete, regem honorificate.
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Q: What do you call someone who runs back and forth, yelling, screaming, and waving his arms, who suddenly sits down and cries?

A: Basketball coach.
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God's love is manifest in the landscape as in a face.  - John Muir

I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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I want to ride this train!



Jovan-Marya of the Immaculate Conception Weismiller, T.O.Carm.

Vive le Christ-roi! Vive le roi, Louis XX!
Deum timete, regem honorificate.
Kansan by birth! Albertan by choice! Jayhawk by the Grace of God!
  “Qui me amat, amet et canem meum. (Who loves me will love my dog also.)” 
St Bernard of Clairvaux

My Blog 'Musings of an Old Curmudgeon'


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I just bought a dog and named him "Naked."  Imagine people's reactions when I tell them, "Excuse me while I go walk Naked down the street."
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God's love is manifest in the landscape as in a face.  - John Muir

I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: see that man without any arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: Mom! I'm blind.

Mom: exactly.


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(04-20-2019, 02:05 AM)Blind Horus Wrote: Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: see that man without any arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: Mom! I'm blind.

Mom: exactly.

"I see.", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
"Not only are we all in the same boat, but we are all seasick.” --G.K. Chesterton
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(04-20-2019, 10:50 AM)JacafamalaRedux Wrote: "I see.", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.


My friend would always say: I see, said the blind man to the deaf mute as he picked up his hammer and saw.


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Courtesy of Dr. Taylor Marshall:

Noah parked the Ark on Mount Ararat and let all the animals loose, telling them, "Go forth and multiply! Go forth and multiply!" Everyone went forth except for a pair of snakes, who would not move. Noah said again, "Go forth and multiply!" They still did not move. Noah said it again, but with no results. Finally, Noah asks the snakes, "Why won't you listen to me?" The snakes replied, "We can't multiply, Noah. We're adders."
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Dedicated to the fine folk of Nerd-vana: Winnipeg & Upper Minnesota

So I put a potato in the microwave and hit the pizza button and ten minutes later it was still a potato.

Thank you, thank you very much.


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Ever hear of the Sadducees from the bible? They were sad-you-see, because they didn't believe in the resurrection.  Big Grin
"Not only are we all in the same boat, but we are all seasick.” --G.K. Chesterton
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