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BREAKING NEWS.

Seventeen people died in Chicago last week, from Covid-19 related gunshot wounds. They will be voting by mail.

(Fact is, this is very likely true and would be funnier if it weren't so unnecessary and tragic.)
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A sauce of some substance

Mike was driving home to LA from a business trip to Kansas City. In Arizona he saw an elderly man walking on the side of the road. He stopped to ask if he would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the elder got into the car.

Driving on, Mike tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Mike.

"What's in the bag?" asked the old man.

Mike looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of barbecue sauce from Arthur Bryant's. I got it for my wife."

The old timer was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with quiet wisdom, he said:

"Good trade..."


[From amazingribs.com]
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Now, a bottle of Gates sauce? Not such a good trade!
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I should (maybe?) post here more often, but I've forgotten many of the old jokes I once knew.

I got this one from my cousin in an email today.

Enjoy:


Yesterday  I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet,  Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when 
a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What  did she think I had an elephant?
So  because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I  didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I  probably shouldn't, be-
cause I ended up in the hospital last time, but that  I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes  coming out of most of my orifices an
IVs in both arms.
I  told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it  works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one  or two every 
time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it  works well and I was going to try it again.
( I  have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled  with my story.)
Horrified,  she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned  me. I  told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit  me.
I  thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing  so hard.
Costco  won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. 
They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. 
One should have an open mind; open enough that things get in, but not so open that everything falls out
Art Bell
  
I don't need a good memory, because I always tell the truth.
Jessie Ventura

Its no wonder truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense
Mark Twain

If history doesn't repeat itself, it sure does rhyme.
Mark Twain

You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.
C.S. Lewis

Political Correctness is Fascism pretending to be manners.
George Carlin

“In a time of deceit…truth is a revolutionary act”
George Orwell
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I'm subscribed to this channel and I'm curious what you think of friar Casey. For me, I have mixed feelings. Some of his videos do a good job at exploring Catholic teachings in an engaging way. He's definitely a talented filmmaker and his videos are well-made. However, he also seems to be firmly behind Vatican II and the nouvelle theologie it promulgated. He's also unabashedly on Team Francis and some of his videos seem antagonistic towards trads. What do you think?
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Pretty much the same. I enjoy watching him even when he makes me angry tho'.
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What do you call a bullet proof Irishman?




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What do you call a Mexican midget?




Paragraph,

cause he's too short to be an esse
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Quote:I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Me too!
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