Wanna hear a joke?
A fellow walks into a pub and orders a Corona and two hurricanes.

The barman says, 'Why certainly, Sir. That will be $20.20!
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Where do you go to learn how to make a banana split?



To Sunday school, hehehe! 
Oh my Jesus, I surrender myself to you. Take care of everything.--Fr Dolindo Ruotolo

Persevere..Eucharist, Holy Rosary, Brown Scapular, Confession. You will win.
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Here's a good one I heard recently....How many traditionalists does it take to change a lightbulb? 



Answer: Change?!?!
Oh my Jesus, I surrender myself to you. Take care of everything.--Fr Dolindo Ruotolo

Persevere..Eucharist, Holy Rosary, Brown Scapular, Confession. You will win.
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I've been calling that Tinnitus Hotline, but it just keeps ringing.
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*not mine*

A toothless termite walks into a bar.

He asks:  "Is the bartender here?"

I'm sorry.
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Angus Mc Tavish phones the dental surgery. 'Can ye tell me how much forrr an extraction.'
'The standard charge is £65.00, sir'
'Och, that's a wee expensive, lassie.'
'Well, it's for the anaesthetic and the wages of the dentist and the dental nurse.'
'Och, what aboot if we don't bother with the anaesthetic'?
'That's very unusual but if you're sure, we can reduce the price to £50.00.'
'Weeeeel, that's still beyond ma budget, what aboot if one of your trainee dentists performed the extraction by himself?'
'We could, but as he's not very experienced so the extraction could be very messy and painful.'
'Niver mind that, what would it cost in total?'
'That would be £20.00.'
'Hmmm, £20.00, you say. And when would yon student be available?'
'He won't be in until the college half-term break, which will be next month. How about the 22nd?''
'Aye, that'll do.'
'And what name is it?'
'Mrs Fiona Mc Tavish.'
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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Lol    
"The Heart of Jesus is closer to you when you suffer, than when you are full of joy." - St. Margaret Mary Alacoque

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(10-10-2020, 03:15 PM)Augustinian Wrote: Lol
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It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. 
My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. 

If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let her in.
Oh, where are the snows of yesteryear!
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