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If you think Jesus used grape juice and saltine crackers, you might be Baptist.
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God's love is manifest in the landscape as in a face.  - John Muir

I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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What do you get when you clone a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian

Someone who goes door-to-door with nothing to say! 


Oh, where are the snows of yesteryear!
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"Not only are we all in the same boat, but we are all seasick.” --G.K. Chesterton
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(05-16-2019, 08:31 AM)JacafamalaRedux Wrote:


That looks like a clip outta 'The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi'



Oh, where are the snows of yesteryear!
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I didn’t realize until today, but the Bible says only men are allowed to make beer and coffee. It’s in the book of Hebrews. Big Grin
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God's love is manifest in the landscape as in a face.  - John Muir

I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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God's love is manifest in the landscape as in a face.  - John Muir

I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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~Never make love in the garden or in the fields. Love might be blind, but your neighbors aren't!


Oh, where are the snows of yesteryear!
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I just heard this on "Innocents Abroad":

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
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A guy in a boat is sinking, and he contacts the German coast guard:

"Help me, I'm sinking!"

The coast guard replies in a heavy German accent after a brief pause..

"What are you sinking about?"
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