Wanna hear a joke?
Hippy walks into a San Francisco coffee shop and orders cake. "Cake's all gone, man" says the waiter. "Crazy, I'll have 2 pieces".
Oh, where are the snows of yesteryear!
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The Buddhist pays, and waits patiently. When the vendor asks what's up, the Buddhist says "Could I have my change please?" the vendor replies "Change comes from within".
Oh, where are the snows of yesteryear!
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Do you know why there are no jokes about Jim Jones?

The punch line is too long!
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Not necessarily a joke, but I love what I saw a guy had posted on Facebook. He said on this New Year's Eve when the clock strikes midnight, instead of saying "Happy New Year" let's all say "Jumanji".
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