Male Logic...... Flawless
#1
Cute, from an article I got by email today, from a female cousin.

Men do tend to get to the point...don't they?

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Male Logic...... Flawless

This is a conversation between a man and a woman.  Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which I answered quite simply and she is speechless after answering only one question.  I’ll bet this happens more often than not to most men out there; I’m just saying.

Critical Thinking
At Its Best!


Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes


Woman:
How many beers a day?


Man:
Usually about 3


Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?


Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)


Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?


Man:
About 20 years, I suppose


Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?


Man:
Correct


Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?


Man:
Correct


Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a  Ferrari?


Man:
Do you drink beer?


Woman:
No.


Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
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#2
Epic. Thanks for the laugh.
:LOL:
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#3
Where's her Ferrari? You might want to check her shoe closet or purse rack.
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#4
(04-17-2016, 03:13 AM)Catherine Wrote: Where's her Ferrari? You might want to check her shoe closet or purse rack.

Probably both.......and the makeup......billion dollar industry making bank off female vanity!
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