You might be a Catholic if...
#91
If you catch yourself about to genuflect when you enter a movie theatre... you might be a Catholic.
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#92
(11-22-2016, 01:52 PM)Papist Wrote: You might be Catholic if...

... May the Force be with you.
... and with your spirit.
I cross myself sometimes when I walk into work. And then I try and make certain no one saw that.
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#93
(06-15-2019, 01:31 PM)newenglandsun Wrote:
(11-22-2016, 01:52 PM)Papist Wrote: You might be Catholic if...

... May the Force be with you.
... and with your spirit.
I cross myself sometimes when I walk into work. And then I try and make certain no one saw that.

Sometimes I think it’s necessary when walking in to work... to make sure the demons there don’t grab on and follow you home lol.
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#94
If your parish says “hernals” or “him and hernals” because saying “hymnals” sounds too patriarchal, you might be a really liberal Catholic. Sticking tongue out at you
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Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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#95
If you start a car for sale ad with “we’re selling this because 6 seats won’t fit our growing family,” you might be Catholic.
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God's love is manifest in the landscape as in a face.  - John Muir

I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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(09-25-2019, 09:48 PM)Jeeter Wrote: If you start a car for sale ad with “we’re selling this because 6 seats won’t fit our growing family,” you might be Catholic.

LOL
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#97
If your kid's Batman costume has a holy water bottle on the bat utility belt...

(09-25-2019, 11:38 PM)jovan66102 Wrote:
(09-25-2019, 09:48 PM)Jeeter Wrote: If you start a car for sale ad with “we’re selling this because 6 seats won’t fit our growing family,” you might be Catholic.

LOL

My wife got an email from a friend of hers basically saying that. Big Grin
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God's love is manifest in the landscape as in a face.  - John Muir

I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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#98
If you hate that trash day is Thursday, because it means that Friday dinner's fish scraps are going to fester in the garbage for 6 days, instead of going out Monday, you might be Catholic.
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God's love is manifest in the landscape as in a face.  - John Muir

I want creation to penetrate you with so much admiration that wherever you go, the least plant may bring you clear remembrance of the Creator.  A single plant, a blade of grass, or one speck of dust is sufficient to occupy all your intelligence in beholding the art with which it has been made  - Saint Basil

Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. - Thoreau, Walden
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#99
You always have two wet spots on your shirt in the morning after showering from your scapular.
"Not only are we all in the same boat, but we are all seasick.” --G.K. Chesterton
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If you plan your vacation trip around parishes that celebrate the TLM you might be a traditional Catholic.

I actually try to find Byzantine Churches on mine.
Say no to NO.
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