Father Z. exposes the crazies

[MaryTN]

This letter reminds me of an old family member of mine - she was Protestant, was the first baby baptized in her church, spent the rest of her life reminding everyone that she was the first baby baptized in the church, and decided she was in charge of the church kitchen.  A lovely woman she was, but boy, oh boy, she was a handful in that church kitchen.  For about 50 years, noone could move the coffee urn without her permission.