Update: here are the comments that got me suspended from CAF

[Fontevrault]

One thing that stinks about being banned is that I never got to incorporate some special words and phrases I had always wanted to use, like:  Guitar Mass Catholics, DisneyChurch, the bishops were crying so much their mascara was running, EMHC hen fest, Francis and his holy migrants, RainbowChurch, these hymns sound like they were written at a gay summer camp, etc.  Oh well.

Those lines rock!  You should set up a whole new persona over at CAF and see how many you can cram into your posts before getting banned!!!   :D