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Quote:Untimely flatulence leads to arrest of Northland criminal hiding from law enforcement

Posted: 11:36 AM, Jul 09, 2019

Updated: 1:43 PM, Jul 09, 2019

By: Katelyn Brown


A man with a warrant was arrested in Liberty, Missouri, after his fart noise gave away his hiding spot.


KANSAS CITY, Mo. — If you're wanted for a felony and hiding from law enforcement, what's the best way to avoid arrest?

Well, for starters, don't let one rip.

The Clay County Sheriff's Office tweeted on Tuesday that one unlucky felon did just that over the weekend, and the noise from the passed gas led deputies right to him.

They followed up the tweet by saying that the person had a felony warrant in Clay County for possession of a controlled substance.

"We’ve gotta give props to Liberty Police for using their senses to sniff him out!" Deputy Jon Bazzano told 41 Action News.

He said the arrest happened in the 800 block of Marilynn Avenue.

https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/unt...nforcement
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That's where our oldest son lives! Not surprised he had a warrant for drugs. Clay County has been home to many criminals since the James Boys lived there.
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HE was a mason ya know



ETA-yes, Mason are Catholics mortal enemies


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Well, my very Catholic Uncle Leo was Frank James next door neighbour in St Joseph, Missouri.
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(07-13-2019, 02:16 AM)jovan66102 Wrote: Well, my very Catholic Uncle Leo was Frank James next door neighbour in St Joseph, Missouri.

Well, masons lay claim to all kinds of things, perhaps Jesse converted (many many early Catholic missionaries in that part of the country (Eastern Oregon)


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Well, my very Catholic Uncle Leo was Frank James next door neighbour in St Joseph, Missouri....do tell


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