Wash. Examiner: Traditional parishes grow even as Catholics in U.S. decline
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(11-11-2019, 11:30 PM)VoxClamantis Wrote: Nah, it hits the rim, bounces back at him, and gives him a papercut. A nasty one.

He watches a bead a blood grow on his laceration, trickle down his finger, and splash on his newly pressed grey slacks.  His face reddens with frustration.  "Damn you, Lefebvre!" he shouts, swiping his arm across his desk, knocking over the Pachamama statue sitting on the corner.  

At that moment a Vatican envoy walks in and sees the scuffed statue on the floor.  He looks at the bishop with a furrowed brow and shakes his head slightly.

"It's not what it looks like!" the bishop says.

"I'm sure," says the envoy.  "I didn't realize this diocese was so close-minded..."  He turns around and leaves the office, making a barely audible comment about running out of red hats.

The bishop falls onto his knees in exasperation and lifts his hands in the air.  "LEFEBVREEEEEEEE!"
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RE: Wash. Examiner: Traditional parishes grow even as Catholics in U.S. decline - by Imperator Caesar Trump - 11-12-2019, 01:07 AM



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