US Bishops Discourage Catholics from Eating Human Flesh If Alternatives Available
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Quote:In a bold act of moral courage, the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) released a statement March 2 encouraging Catholics to avoid eating human flesh, if supermarkets and restaurants offer alternatives.

In Thursday's statement, Bp. Kevin Rhoades, chairman of the conference's Committee on Doctrine, and Abp. Joseph F. Naumann, chairman of the conference's Committee on Pro-Life Activities, recommended Catholics eat at Chick-Fil-A, Wendy's or Chipotle over fast-food restaurants that admit they serve human flesh obtained from Planned Parenthood.
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(03-09-2021, 04:58 PM)ChairmanJoeAintMyPresident Wrote: https://www.churchmilitant.com/news/arti...-available

Quote:In a bold act of moral courage, the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) released a statement March 2 encouraging Catholics to avoid eating human flesh, if supermarkets and restaurants offer alternatives.

In Thursday's statement, Bp. Kevin Rhoades, chairman of the conference's Committee on Doctrine, and Abp. Joseph F. Naumann, chairman of the conference's Committee on Pro-Life Activities, recommended Catholics eat at Chick-Fil-A, Wendy's or Chipotle over fast-food restaurants that admit they serve human flesh obtained from Planned Parenthood.
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Is this a Babylon Bee article???
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(03-09-2021, 06:26 PM)austenbosten Wrote: Is this a Babylon Bee article???

No, it's John Zmirak trying his hand at satire.
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(03-09-2021, 06:33 PM)jovan66102 Wrote:
(03-09-2021, 06:26 PM)austenbosten Wrote: Is this a Babylon Bee article???

No, it's John Zmirak trying his hand at satire.
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(03-09-2021, 06:33 PM)jovan66102 Wrote:
(03-09-2021, 06:26 PM)austenbosten Wrote: Is this a Babylon Bee article???

No, it's John Zmirak trying his hand at satire.
Woof...That's bad.
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What brought all this on?
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How uncharitable and rigid of them.
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Well at least in hosting very poorly written satire Church Militant is finally honest about the degree of credibility they have and what they have to offer.
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Whilst I'm no great fan of Zmirak's, I had thought better of him than writing for Voris scandal/slander site.
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