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(04-27-2021, 01:47 PM)Marmot Wrote: (04-27-2021, 12:58 PM)Melkite Wrote: Born in the 80's, conceived in the 70's, screaming in the back room, waiting for the big boom. You are either born in 1980 or an elephant.
I think you need a biology lesson. LOL! If he were born in the first few months of 1980, he would have had to have been conceived in the 1970s.
Oh, and I'm one of the oldsters, born in 1947.
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(04-27-2021, 04:00 PM)jovan66102 Wrote: I think you need a biology lesson. LOL! If he were born in the first few months of 1980, he would have had to have been conceived in the 1970s. Yes...that's why I said "You are either born in 1980 or an elephant". I saw two possible cases consistent with what he said:
1) He is a human being, conceived in 1979, born in 1980.
2) He is an elephant, conceived in 1979, born in 1981.
Although there are two other possible explanations, now that I think of it:
3) He is an elephant, conceived in 1978, born in 1980.
4) He is an elephant, conceived in 1979, born in 1980.
EDIT: Although I do admit I need a biology lesson. My wife keeps telling me this. I once asked her the question, in all seriousness, whether pregnancy tests give valid results while a woman has her period.
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(04-27-2021, 04:12 PM)Marmot Wrote: EDIT: Although I do admit I need a biology lesson. My wife keeps telling me this. I once asked her the question, in all seriousness, whether pregnancy tests give valid results while a woman has her period.
And?! Don't keep us hanging!
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(04-27-2021, 04:32 PM)ChairmanJoeAintMyPresident Wrote: And?! Don't keep us hanging! I don't think the scientists have answered that question yet. I'm sure my wife laughed because she thought "how could I possibly know that?".
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(04-27-2021, 04:41 PM)Marmot Wrote: (04-27-2021, 04:32 PM)ChairmanJoeAintMyPresident Wrote: And?! Don't keep us hanging! I don't think the scientists have answered that question yet. I'm sure my wife laughed because she thought "how could I possibly know that?".
Scientists may never know the answer. Wives, on the other hand......
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Early 80's more specifically '81.
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